{"id":5638,"date":"2014-09-22T18:02:19","date_gmt":"2014-09-22T16:02:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/institut-repere.com\/info\/2014\/09\/22\/metaphore-113-preferez-vous-l-enfer-allemand-ou-francais\/"},"modified":"2023-05-16T14:41:45","modified_gmt":"2023-05-16T12:41:45","slug":"metaphore-113-preferez-vous-l-enfer-allemand-ou-francais","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.institut-repere.com\/info\/metaphore-113-preferez-vous-l-enfer-allemand-ou-francais\/","title":{"rendered":"m\u00e9taphore 113: pr\u00e9f\u00e9rez-vous l&rsquo;enfer allemand ou fran\u00e7ais ?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;Une illustration du pr\u00e9suppos\u00e9 de la PNL : \u00ab\u00a0Le sens donn\u00e9 \u00e0 une exp\u00e9rience ou un comportement d\u00e9pend du contexte dans lequel ils sont apparus. Tout comportement ou exp\u00e9rience peut servir de ressource ou de limitation selon sa mani\u00e8re de s&rsquo;ins\u00e9rer dans le syst\u00e8me global\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Un Alsacien meurt. Il arrive devant Saint-Pierre qui lui dit : Bon, votre vie sur Terre n&rsquo;\u00e9tait pas terrible. Vous n&rsquo;alliez pas \u00e0 la messe, vous sautiez sur tout ce qui bouge, vous mangiez trop&#8230; Bref, vous avez commis pas mal de p\u00e9ch\u00e9s. Mais, comme vous \u00eates Alsacien, je vous laisse le choix entre l&rsquo;enfer fran\u00e7ais et l&rsquo;enfer allemand.<\/p>\n<p>L&rsquo;homme s&rsquo;\u00e9tonne :&nbsp; Mais Saint-Pierre, je ne connais ni l&rsquo;un ni l&rsquo;autre, pourriez-vous m&rsquo;en dire un peu plus ?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Et bien dans l&rsquo;enfer allemand, on vous met dans une grande marmite pleine de purin, des petits gnomes tr\u00e8s vilains qui sentent mauvais mettent des b\u00fbches sous la marmite, un dragon vient allumer les b\u00fbches et vous cuisez toute la journ\u00e9e et le lendemain, c&rsquo;est pareil !<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Et l&rsquo;enfer fran\u00e7ais ?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Et bien dans l&rsquo;enfer fran\u00e7ais, on vous met dans une grande marmite pleine de purin, des petits gnomes tr\u00e8s vilains qui sentent mauvais mettent des b\u00fbches sous la marmite, un dragon vient allumer les b\u00fbches et vous cuisez toute la journ\u00e9e et le lendemain, c&rsquo;est pareil ! Mais moi, je serais vous, je prendrais l&rsquo;enfer fran\u00e7ais&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Mais Saint-Pierre, c&rsquo;est la m\u00eame chose !<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Non, dans l&rsquo;enfer fran\u00e7ais, un jour les gnomes sont en gr\u00e8ve, un jour on n&rsquo;a pas livr\u00e9 les b\u00fbches, un jour le dragon est en RTT, un jour on ne trouve plus la marmite, un jour on n&rsquo;a pas command\u00e9 le purin&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Merci \u00e0 Pascal<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;Une illustration du pr\u00e9suppos\u00e9 de la PNL : \u00ab\u00a0Le sens donn\u00e9 \u00e0 une exp\u00e9rience ou un comportement d\u00e9pend du contexte dans lequel ils sont apparus. 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